July 11, 2005

Mirapex - A Gentle Treatment for Sensible Restraint

A successful Parkinson's medication, Mirapex, causes social mayhem in some patients.
California attorney Daniel Kodam, who filed the lawsuit last year, said he's spoken with more than 200 Mirapex patients who developed compulsive behaviors, including excessive gambling, sex and shopping.
A drug that can induce gambling, drinking, sex, AND gluttony! That isn't drinking!
Patients in a United States study have developed gambling habits so severe that some of them lost more than £100,000 in six months, after taking the drugs called dopamine agonists. Others developed other behavioural problems, including compulsive eating, increased alcohol consumption, and an insatiable appetite for sex.
The mind reels with possibility: a working treatment for insufferable modesty. An action drug for the Impossible Missions Force for any leaders that need discrediting. A potion to restore the vital humors, a power to remove the pineapple of prudishness. An alternative to revolution and forced exile. A cure for mormons. A pill for Popes.

Let's hope it's used for good, rather than spiked into the water in Vegas.

1 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

Q:Does Rumsfeld have Parkinson's?

July 11, 2005 at 9:33 PM  

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