Two New Demographics

"Unstylish Pirates." (Seen here waving to Cruise Ship Passengers off Somalia before greeting them with a couple of RPG rounds.)

No hats, no swords, no flags, no gunports, no eyepatches, no chanties, no parrots, no rum - just matching windbreakers and a white fiberglass gig. Sad. Where is Queer Eye for the Pirate Guy?

"Bourgeoise Rednecks" seen here in a Knik Bridge Pileup. Huge and only huge late model pickups and SUVs being driven too fast from Tyvek palaces in Wasilla en route to professional obligations in home repossession and orphan sales in Anchorage - an unkindness of Republicans (the suggested plural) not even competent to operate large motor vehicles.