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January 25, 2006

The Real Kitten News, Part II


Cyclops Kitten Born, Preserved in Freezer

Outrage Over Kitten Shot In Eye With Crossbow

Rabid Kitten Attacks Shelter Workers

Kitten Survives Being Trapped in Fan Belt

Python Eats Kitten

UK Seeks Cutest Kitten

Kitten Rescued From Vending Machine

Homeless Kitten Inspires Moscow Cat Theater


Kitten Beaten to Death by TWO Drunk Men

Burned Kitten Rescued From Side of Road

Kitten Survives Bus Trip in Engine


Kitten Surgery After Shot With Airgun

posted by JAB at 11:21 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

Why does the media have to focus solely on only the negative news about kittens? (That's why Today's Tomorrow's Headlines is my sole source of Kitten news.)

January 26, 2006 at 11:33 PM  

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