Hurricane Hugo

Hugo Chavez's CITGO gives free heating oil TO ALASKA, particularly for native villages where heating oil can run to $7/gallon. Also, he called Bush the devil, which of course is not true, because among other things, Bush does not have three heads, does not wear capes, and does not shoot his lawyer in the face.

Chavez's motives aside, this is a huge and richly-deserved embarassment to the Alaska State Government.