Quarterbackasaurus Rex

Dr. X posts this from the Mean Regression Archives at Stanford (0-4) University:

"Rex Grossman played his worst game of the year today, passing for 278 yards with one TD, but with two interceptions, for an IAYPA of 4.3. This is below last year's average QB IAYPA of 5.4, but well above Kyle Orton's league-worst 3.3.

"I had not fully understood, until I surfed the Internets, the legend that is Kyle Orton. You may be familiar with the NFL's Take a Player to School Program. Well, according to this enjoyable Internet hoax, some young folks thought it would be nice if Kyle Orton came to their school and helped them 'drink a ton of beer and get completely obliterated...'

"Anyway, this will probably be the only hall of fame he will ever see. Youth of America - take note. Where is Hogarth when you need him (FSL, please post your favorite episode of The Rake's Progress)?"