Riposte to Madden

Dr. X post this from the Electronic Arts Department of Reputational Destruction:

"Ethan Albright, long snapper for the Redskins, is disrespected by Madden Football.

"That inspired this amusing bit of satire.

"That inspired this Fark thread, which I admit made me laugh.

"And helped me remember what it was like being 14 again."