December 08, 2006

To the unindicted members of the Steller class of '82:

Our number has fallen by none.

[Edit: do I mean the class of '84, or does the paper have his age wrong? Who has a yearbook?]

[Update: to the best of my knowledge, no member of the Steller classes of '82, '79, or '85 has been indicted or arrested for anything. I've corrected the posting.]

4 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

I say: arrest all Republicans, let God sort em out.

December 8, 2006 at 7:09 PM  
Blogger VMM said...

It says he's 39, which is too young to be a member of the class of '82.

Actually, I don't remember the guy...

December 9, 2006 at 12:29 AM  
Blogger VMM said...

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Tom Andrews, Undersecretary. (Maybe this was the guy you saw riding that motorcycle?)

December 9, 2006 at 11:46 AM  
Blogger Undersecretary to the Deputy Commissariat said...

Yeah, Andrews!

Sorry about that, Tom! I'm sure the credit hold will be cleared up soon.

December 9, 2006 at 2:49 PM  

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