Fresh Palin Jokes
1. How do you confuse Sarah Palin? Ask her what the vice president does.
2. How do you really confuse Sarah Palin? Hand her a condom.
3. How do you inspire Sarah Palin? Tell where in the Sermon on the Mount Jesus condemned capital gains taxes. Then explain these are taxes on rich people.
4. How do you surprise Sarah Palin? Introduce her to black people.
5. How do you alarm Sarah Palin? Remind her that if she wins, she has to move to Washington, D.C., where the black people live.
6. How do you interest Sarah Palin? Explain how the Egyptians were able to build the Pyramids what with having to fight off so many tyrannosaurs.
7. How do you know Sarah Palin? In high school, she was that chick in the back of the Camaro that kept insisting on getting peach wine coolers.
8. How do you turn on Sarah Palin? A romantic evening in front of a cozy fire of burning books.
9. If you're John McCain, what do you keep having to remind her? I picked you for VICE-president.
10. What famous American historical model does Sarah Palin employ for her concept of high public office? Family Feud.
posted by JAB at 9:35 AM
2 Comments:
Oh gee whiz, that's fairly simplistic. I mean most of those were funny but the couple about black people were a weak attempt at humor, and kinda smacks of you having nothing funny to say and so you pulled out the black people line. Where exactly has it been shown that Palin is racist, specifically to black people? Ample opportunity to bash her for all sorts of reasons but I havent' seen that arise before. Weak.
5476 jokes and I finally get a heckler!
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