December 15, 2008

Two Suggested Words for 2009

Doucheoisie. Douchebag plus bourgeoisie. The type: a classless, self-obssessed flashy rich guy, esp. one who dicks over working people. The guy illegally parking his Hummer who is obsessed with reducing the capital gains tax, and how lazy poor people are. Includes hip-hop guys who lack the redeeming quality of talent. Donald Trump is their king.

Emoticons. In the sense of neo-cons. Highly emotional, unstable conservatives who foam and froth at every event, in spite of ever single minute element of their ideology has been proven false and destructive. A replacement for moonbat and wingnut, words which falsely suggest some kind of distanced integrity.

Oh! And for this morning: the phrase Shoe-ducker. A doucheoise emoticon who tries to avoid responsibility.

5 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

I think I'll start using Doucheoisie immediately.

December 15, 2008 at 6:41 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

Here's another one: Amerinazi.

As in: I can't believe those Amerinazis named their kid Adolph Hitler.

December 16, 2008 at 8:03 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

I am trying to think of a name for people who admire Hitler, who Hitler, were he alive and in charge today, would kill immediately.

Also, a name for people who try to draw attention away from the fascist aspects of their own behavior by accusing others of fascist tendencies.

December 16, 2008 at 8:21 PM  
Blogger JAB said...

1) Hitlerbots.

2) Fascists.

December 16, 2008 at 8:29 PM  
Blogger VMM said...

Nazitards.

December 18, 2008 at 8:38 PM  

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