Bio Blurb for Dr. O's Latest Book: Lamb Shanks For the Wounded Heart With Mint

Lamb Shanks for the Wounded Heart With Mint is Dr. O's latest uplifting and inspirational collection of wisdom for overcoming sadness with happiness, and defeating loss with triumph.
He occupies a unique place in American literaprose as the stylistic innovator who "practically invented the Nihilistic Self-Help section," according to Maya Angelou, with the book The You Are a Noble Gas Diet.

7th son of Ambassador Bill Chiclets, the French Ambassador under Truman who had proposed the invasion of Ottawa late in World War II, he first came to national prominence when he published May Thine Llama Wilt Thither, an psychotropic account of his youthful travels around Peru with only a trained support support team of only 47 including at most three caterers. This was soon followed by n!, the true story of bringing polynomials by camel train to Krygykystan.

Although these adventures soon exhausted the Chiclets fortune, Dr. O, who received his Phd from Harvard in Women's Studies and spent 10 years conducting medical experiments for the government before the investigation, hit it big in the chick-lit field with "Luna Finds Herself Locked" and "Girl, He Finds You Terribly Unattractive."

Dr. O is the author of many works including Mamasita, Anon! and It was a Smoldering, Twisted Burning Wreck Spewing Toxic Waste When I Laid Down Upon It. Dr. O holds the record for appearances on Oprah without getting his own talk show, although he was recently featured in Oprah magazine's special O section on prominent Os. Most recently he wrote the final episode of the cable hit "Misplaced." He lives in San Francisco with his wife and two children and a large troop of rescue monkeys.