The Supreme Court to the Rescue

Dr. X posts this from his fucking house:

"The Supreme Court has ruled that even a single expletive in a television broadcast can result in a fine. The consequences of this are incalculable. Consider this modification to an upcoming episode of my pilot, Young / Mad / Crazy, an action-dramedy targeted for Fox:

[Leonard aims the flamethrower at Wanda and Pearl as Rocko looks on. Cut to Pearl noticing that Leonard is standing right under the emergency chemical shower. Pearl looks meaningfully at Wanda. Wanda distracts Leonard by kissing Pearl while Pearl throws the switch to 'inundate'. Before Leonard can recover his equilibrium, they taser him to death.]

Rocko: Damn.

"Obviously this will have to be rewritten. The current draft, which I have not yet approved, goes like this:

[Leonard aims the flamethrower at Wanda and Pearl as Rocko looks on. Cut to Pearl noticing that Leonard is standing right under the emergency chemical shower. Pearl looks meaningfully at Wanda. Wanda distracts Leonard by kissing Pearl while Pearl throws the switch to 'inundate'. Before Leonard can recover his equilibrium, they taser him to death.]

Rocko: Golly!

"This used to be a free country."