Today's Urgent Headlines Today for October 29, 2009

Hollywood: Studio In-Fighting Reported Over Pixar's Remake of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal  


Man and Superman Get Together for Coffee    

Vampire Sasquatch Photographed At Washington State Olive Garden  

Adorable Kittens Join Church of the Refrigerator Door  

Zombie Robot Goes: "...ram...RAM..." 

Afghani Ice Cream Vendor Tries To Remember Where He Put the Ammunition  

Sex With Calculus Instructor Going Well As She Approaches Her Limit   

Getting into Giant Helium Balloon and Floating Away Alert: Now It's Joe Lieberman  

A Today's Urgent Headlines Today Urgent Correction: Our Previous Report of Vampire Sasquatch At Washington State Olive Garden Was Incorrect. The Photograph was of a Mr. Kevin Patterson, Forks High School Theater Teacher. We Regret the Error.