Revenge on Ice List of Girly-Man Excuses

WTF!? Here are the various spurious excuses given by my high draft picks for not performing their Gridiron Duties on Sunday:

• Michael Turner - "high ankle sprain"
• Steve Slaton - "numbness in his arms" Come on! Spit on it and rub some dirt in it, get out there already.
  
• Kurt Warner - sensitive to light. Sensitive to light?! No, really - he's sensitive to light.

Roethlisberger is supposed to play, but the team is going to try not to call plays that "would lead to contact." Oh come on now.

Here is some sneak footage of this week's NFL highlights: