June 14, 2011

I...refuse...to...believe...

I admit it. I'm the Bad Lieutenant. How Boston got here, I have no idea. But I am pulling out the stops and betting on the choke that is sure to come, the ultimate wipeout that will crush the hearts of their loyal fans. Because that is what the Bruins do.

The last time they won the Stanley Cup, Ben Affleck hadn't been born yet.

This will be their first Stanley Cup Finals game 7 ever.

There is no hope.

Optimism is stupid.

Give up.

3 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

Like, am I the only guy outside of BC who is pulling for the Canucks? Eff Boston, man!

June 14, 2011 at 9:06 PM  
Blogger The Other Front said...

[Pounds steering wheel in impotent rage.]

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June 15, 2011 at 10:38 PM  
Blogger Viceroy De Los Osos said...

Does this mean that Ben Affleck ceases to exist? One can hope. Again, an otherwise good team undone by a hot goalie.

I am a Vancouver fan; however, there seems to be quite a sissy factor in this year's team. It seems like they cheap-shotted and dived their way to oblivion. The Bruins were a worthy opponent and Thomas was brilliant. I couldn't ask for more.

June 16, 2011 at 4:25 PM  

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