July 20, 2011

Rupert Murdoch Jokes 1 and 2

1. Aliens: Take us to your leader.
    Guy: Here, this is Rupert Murdoch.
    Aliens: Take us away from your leader.

2. The Parliment is interviewing Rupert Murdoch when a man comes up and hits him in the face with a pie. The    MP goes: "Did that man just hit you in the face with a pie?"
Murdoch goes: "I didn't know anything about that until I read it in The Guardian."

1 Comments:

Blogger Laird of Madrona said...

Joke 1 had me LOLing.

July 20, 2011 at 10:35 AM  

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