Rupert Murdoch Jokes 1 and 2

1. Aliens: Take us to your leader.
    Guy: Here, this is Rupert Murdoch.
    Aliens: Take us away from your leader.

2. The Parliment is interviewing Rupert Murdoch when a man comes up and hits him in the face with a pie. The    MP goes: "Did that man just hit you in the face with a pie?"
Murdoch goes: "I didn't know anything about that until I read it in The Guardian."