U-S-A! U-S-A!

This study incontrovertibly proves America is well-governed.  This simple little test of integrity and efficiency, the holy grails of good government, finds that of the large nations ONLY the U.S. met the highest standard.

And yet Mitt Romney blathers on about how America is deficient in this way, underperforming his expectations in that way, sadly stumbling along barely a step ahead of Russia.

Well listen up Mr. Romney, and listen good;  At the debates you can say whatever you want about the Democrats, Obama, whatever.  But we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.