Patton Oswalt Live-Tweets "Downton Abbey"

Selected enthusiastically - the unabridged version is available here.

And here we go.Get ready to un-follow me, non-DOWNTON ABBEY loving cretins. #PBSDownton
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

I want to be a wealthy British woman in a bed with a tray with a toast rack OH GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE WRONG BODY. #PBSDownton
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

There should be a DOWNTON spinoff of The Dowager Countess sending back omelets.#PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

Did Godzilla ever fight Eclampsia? #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

Oh what the FUCK. #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

No. NO.Goddamit.#PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

I want Carson, Bates, and The Dowager Countess to storm the afterworld, pig-punch the Grim Reaper, and GET SYBIL BACK. #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

Fuck this!No!Okay, here's what I want... #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

(1 of 3) Vic Mackey, Boyd Crowder, Wynn Duffie, Raylan Givens, Mags Bennett, Brother Mouzone, Omar Little, "Snoop"... #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

(2 of 3) ...Gustavo Fring, Walter White, Al Swearengen & Tony Soprano to BOOT-STOMP DEATH AND GET SYBIL BACK. #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013

I can't take any more of this.Switching over to ENLIGHTENED.Sorry, everyone. #PBSDownton

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 28, 2013