For your collecting pleasure, Patton Oswalt's GOP closing statements
Oh boy, here we go. Closing statements. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"Three tolls on the bell of fate. Seven monsters. The desert writhes." -- Rand Paul. #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"The earth will swallow our ashes. The cockroaches will hold sway." -- Chris Christie #clostingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"Nothing nothing nothing." *shoots self in head* -- Ted Cruz #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"At the center of the universe lies a blind, idiot beast-god. I will be devoured." -- Carly Fiorina #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"Let me lead you to the midnight tunnel. We will die and live again. Blood-laughter." -- Ben Carson #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"The shadows. The shadows," -- Marcio Rubio #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"Guess I'd be a good pres'dent. I dunno. I don't care. Whatever." -- Jeb Bush #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"America is a cronut. Let my mind-heart eat it and turn it into Jesus-turds." -- Mike Huckabee #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015"Fuck you. I hope Trump wins and you're all forced to work in his casino whore-stables." -- John Kasich #closingstatements #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 29, 2015
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