MODEST DOES NOT PREVENT ME

After a slow start, my whatsbetter.com item, "Getting in the Face of the Man" has now reached a score of 302. It resides between "Winning the Lottery" (303) and "Itchy" [Anna Kournikova's butt] (301). As near as I can tell, this is the most useful thing I have done this year.

[I note that Uma beats Oprah, 47 to 1.-PWP]