RECALL THE CLASSIC: WHEN YOU STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD...

Georgia School attempts to ban the word evolution.

["Don't need them carpetbaggers comin' in here stirrin' up trouble with their wild theories." Or something like that. You know, when I saw this I immediately wonder...does The Bible mandate the value of Pi? [One quick Google search later...] Why yes, it does. In Georgia Pi is going to have be the three (1 Kings 7:23), unless they are willing to accept this desperate but ingenious attempt at correction. -MoF]