THE OTHER NAZI BARBIE

Thank god, artists and all of us still can libel cheap plastic toys, and most important, recover $2 mil (!) in legal fees. A district case, this is yet another critical ruling in favor of freedom for the week - a particularly serious point, actually, and it should put a crimp in the truly despicable and dangerous practice of companies suing people who give public comments against their projects and products in government hearings.

Whew!

Now then:

I hear that Barbie Malibu can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

I should also comment that, according to reliable ex-girlfriends, every Barbie in the world is put through an exhaustive smorgasboad of sexual depravity, with Ken, with GI JOE, with other Barbies, with the Bear, with every vinyl doppelganger with a lack of pulse and a smile on his face. That Barbie is a shameless trollop!