Sophia Loren: Incontrovertible Evidence
The consideration of Brittany Spears as an unusually sexy contemporary celebrity cannot be disputed as strong evidence of the decline of western civilization. I blame George W. Bush, and the growing and unqualified acceptance of marketing that pushes out the classic humanist values of shameless lust for stunning Italian sex kittens.
I ask you to examine this photo closely.
posted by JAB at 6:55 PM
1 Comments:
SIRS:
I am outrageous at this pseduo-intellectual dangling of this impestuous Dago trollop as some sort of standard to be admired and countenanced. Not all women would stoop to this questionable standard! My wife, for example, who is standing right behind me, would never flaunt her shapley luscious breasts or silky Italian lips in such a direct and immoral fashion. That this photo is in the past is immaterial. Her dark, mysterious and intelligent eyes would never pierce to the very depths of my soul as an all too human man without a very clear standard of decency and propriety.
Shape Up, Sexpot!
Respectfully,
Major Stanley Tuffle, (ret.)
Aberdeen
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