Some Paul Lynde Rejoinders from Hollywood Squares

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A: Make him bark.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.