If Only Rodney Dangerfield Were Alive
...to tell us just how big Lauren's suitcase is.
posted by VMM at 9:43 AM
December 21, 2004
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2 Comments:
Mein Gott! That's the biggest Civic I've ever seen!
WHooooaaahh! The Ghost of Dangerfield Speeeeaaakksss....
I gotta tell ya, this was the biggest suitcase I've ever seen. Big, you know what I mean? When I went in the Suitcase Store, the door handle popped open and I realized they meant that literally. That was the model!
It's a big suitcase. You don't pack it with clothes. It comes with racks of fabric and it's own live-in tailor.
Boy, it's big. Huge! You keep the closet in it!
Big suitcase for big suits-Big Suits. David Byrne had it specially built...If a bunch of lawyers show up at your house, you can get hide two, three, four in there with room left over for Bill Clinton's penis.
It's big I tell ya. It so big it doesn't return Speilberg's calls. It's so huge that Tomb Raider chick can store a bra. It's so cavernous, the bats keep talking about simplfying their lifestyle.
It's so big, they have to check the plane.
Boy it's a big suitcase. Lauren set it down on the sidewalk in Manhattan and someone offered him a million six for the loft. Blimps keep following him around, looking for a place to park. He was late for a plane one day, so he had Superman fly around it a bit to set the clock back an hour.
It's a big one.
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