Microsoft -$20K a Month for Ralph Reed

Ick. They touched the horrible little rabbit pellet.

PS- Stewart tonight on the New Airbus:

"The French-made plane can hold up to 800 passengers, or 400 Americans."

We've brought in the late comedian Rodney Dangerfield to explain just how big this plane is:

It's a big plane, I tell ya. Even when it's on time, the tail is still fifteen minutes late. Boy it's big. You get on, then to get to your seat you gotta wait for the little subway. Huge. It's so big it's engaged to Jennifer Lopez. It's so long Peter Jackson had to release it on DVD. Enormous I tell ya. You have to join the mile-long club. It's got girth, girth I tell ya. Madonna's calling every day now. A big plane, big plane. You'd expect a sky mall, but a Wal Mart? Damn it's big. From New York to Boston, they don't even bother taking off. Vast, a vast plane. It's bigger than the list of the chicks who lost my email. It's bigger than the dreams of a little boy, and even bigger than the alcoholic father bulldozer driver who crushed those dreams. Boy, it's a big plane.