MAJOR DISASTERS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION: WEEK OF SEPT 24-OCT 1

Wow. Let's review:

1. Iraq Chaos
a. Battle-Ready Iraqi Battalions Drop from 3 to 1
b. Growing Bomb Violence
c. Public Infighting Between Adminstration and U.S. Generals
2. Plame Scandal Reemerges with Scooter and Miller Testimony
3. GOP Lobbyist Abramoff Charges, Investigation Widening, Include Gambino Mob
4. GSA Official Arrested
5. Collapse of Public Support continues
6. Tom Delay Indicted
7. Bill Frist Investigated
8. Rita Response Misses Rural Towns
9. North Korea Instantly Goes Back on No-Nuke Agreement
10. New House Majority Leader Blunt ethical issues emerging
11. Corruption Charges Levelled at Katrina response
12. Ambassador Hughes Pisses Off Saudi Women
13. Republican Congress breaking into factions
14. Bush Nearly Chokes to Death on Potato Chip of Suggesting Energy Conservation
15. First Probably Gay Supreme Court Justice Takes Office
16. Bird Flu Kills Bush's Favorite Bird, Ronnie the Lugubrious Cockatoo
17. Rumsfeld Calls for Salting of Carthaginian Fields
18. Ralph Reed Marries Clay Aiken
19. Condi Rice Tells UN Democracy Requires Millions of Giant Robot Soldiers
20. David Brooks Starts in With the Monster Bong
21. New Toby Keith Hit Release "I Beat Up Bush in High School"
22. Democrats Locate Testicles in Dry Cleaning
23. Million of Congoloese Dead Haunting Pentagon Asking for "Freedom"
24. Joe Scarborough Becoming Maoist Guerilla
25. Federal Alaska Project to Build 400 Ft. statue of Ted Stevens Criticized as"Wasteful and Untimely"
26. Karl Rove's Head Explodes