December 13, 2005

2006 Drug Releases

Obfuscitor - Temporarily relieves symptoms of comprehension in pharmaceutical consumers

Novakicillin- Exacerbates leakage

Omega Blockers: Mitigates recurrent apocolypses.

Seecialisliss- Lowers Excessive Spam

Chumputab- The Unearned Trust Supressor

XXXunix - The Once-A-day Porn Enhancer for Unix Users

Cocainutol - Indications: Surpresses social anxiety and fear of judgement while conducting para-moronic foreign policy. Side effects may include moronic foreign policy.

Joliepitor - Reduces High Blood Fidelity

Rumsfeldicor- Attacks Everything That Did Not Cause the Cancer

Sandmien - A restful prescription sleep aid weighing 15 pounds which gently but suddenly drops on your head.

Nixsixnits- Provides a Cooling Blast of Liquid Nitrogen to Relive Scalp Mites Who Illegally Bomb Cambodia

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