"We're not your monkeys." (Nor The Monkees.)

Finally, a rock band has refused to be enshrined. The Sex Pistols have snubbed the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, calling the HoF "a piss stain."

Personally, I'd like to have my own, alternative (alternative to, not alternative rock) Rock and Roll Hall of Infamy. The first and only rule for inducties: if your song is featured in a car commercial (where rock songs go to die), your exhibit is torn out, thrown into the street, and set aflame.