The Shapes of Suffering

"The Triangle of Death"
"The Sunni Crescent"
"The Circle of Life Insurance Pitches"
"The Deltoid of Strained Muscles"
"The Trapezoid of Depression"
"The Hexagon of Sprained Ankles"
"Square of Social Anxiety"
"The Rhomboid of Paper Cuts"
"The Shocking Octagon of A Devastating Cascade of Lighting Fast Karate Chops"
"A Polydrafter of The Sniffles"
"The Quadrilateral of Lack of Exercise"
"The Salinon of Al-Anon"
"Parallelogram of Ennui"
"The Ellipse of Knock-Off Hello Kitty Items"
"The Star of Eric"
"The Dodecahedron of Lackluster Barbeques"
"A Polygon of Missing Parrots"