February 09, 2007

Now wait just a sec...

Back in 2005, I was forced to take work as a substitute cabana boy in the Bahamas, and I'm thinkin' I might have a better idea who the father is than Prince Frederick if you know what I mean.

Gabor husband may be Smith's baby's dad - Yahoo! News

7 Comments:

Blogger Corresponding Secretary General said...

And I really believed you were hanging out in a cabin in Sequim...what a dope!

February 9, 2007 at 2:55 PM  
Blogger Latouche at Large said...

Dr. X posts this from the Hard Rock infirmary, detox center, and star morgue (BTW the Hard Rock Hotel is the answer to the trivia question: 'what do Anna Nicole Smith and John Entwistle have in common?'):

"Oh I really don't care about this at all, but Defamer is on the case: 'By our count (and we're including Larry King, as per yesterday's suspicions) there are no fewer than sixty-eight men in the Dannielynn paternity chase now that Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frederick Heinz the Baron Krauss von Espy, has officially entered his DNA into the race.'

"Defamer has replaced the The New York Times as the leading source of news for all but the most trusting consumers."

February 9, 2007 at 3:56 PM  
Blogger The Laird of Madrona said...

I can't help but think that you are trying to undermine me claim to my daughter. My seconds will call on you.

February 9, 2007 at 11:29 PM  
Blogger The Sum of All Monkeys said...

To paraphrase a common internet meme:

"Every time you say 'Anna Nicole Smith' God kills a brain cell."

February 9, 2007 at 11:39 PM  
Blogger First Sea Lord said...

HELP! I foolishly attempted to switch my blogger account to the new version - and now I can't contribute until, apparently, the whole group goes over.

Goddamn crack pushers.

Team blog trouble...

Ideas??

February 11, 2007 at 10:28 AM  
Blogger The Laird of Madrona said...

Dr. X owns the blog. He has to switch it over.

February 11, 2007 at 1:53 PM  
Blogger Latouche at Large said...

Dr. X posts this from limbo...

"Nope - my username was deleted. LaTouche was invited to join by me and posts for me. But you all have admin rights, or did at one time.

"Maybe timeto start a new blog. I suggest we talk about thefilms of Finland."

February 11, 2007 at 4:12 PM  

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