March 03, 2007

Neutral my ass

Prince Hans-Adam II (Johannes Adam Ferdinand Alois Josef Maria Marko d'Aviano Pius von und zu Liechtenstein) was walking home last night after a particular lousy dinner party at the Annan's when he spotted foreign soldiers with slung rifles hurrying across the dark cobblestone streets of Vaduz.

Thus uncovered, the covert Swiss operation was thwarted and an elaborate denial campaign was embarked upon by the Zurich controlled MSM.

We must not be fooled. It is time to open our eyes to the Evil and Violent government in Zurich which hides underneath the umbrella of neutrality while plotting world domination.

2 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

I remember when America would stand up to bullies that invade tiny adjacent nations, teaching them a lesson about not invading unless you were attacked.

I say we toss our Toblerones into the Tiber and ready the 101st Airborne!

March 3, 2007 at 9:57 AM  
Blogger popmonkey said...

ah crap that's right. toblerones come from switzerland.

you know, maybe those liechtensteinians deserve it..

March 3, 2007 at 11:37 AM  

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