We Also Collect Hobo Names

1. P. Winslet Sternobalm
2. Dollarless Dollarby
3. Tiffany Dumpsterroll
4. Shakey the Shakin' Shack Shackleford
5. Binkey Curb-Hitler
6. Anton "Triple-Face" McLaughlin
7. Gormless Gordon
8. Orion, Lord of the Fry-Hunt
9. Brimley "Spork" Witherspoon, estranged father of Reese Witherspoon.
10. Feckles.
11. Jukes the Tape Deck Nazi
12. "Bus-Stop" Gummy
13. Barbara Bush-Bait
14. "Tugboat" Anistazi
15. Ford Chevrolet, the Artificial Dichotomy of the Wrecking Yard
16. Brad Van Cokebottle
17. Angry Jay Mittens
18. Twince the Average
19. Hanky-Stick Ankles
20. Nicola the Inexpensive Wallingford Prostitute
21. Woodrow Stool Chucker
22. Sugar Beets Rollings
23. Barry Beige-Boxers
24. Magic-Marky Mark
25. Larry Walks-in-Traffic
26. The Turtleneck Jesus
27. Acheem, The Libyan Stone-Balancer
28. Wu Tube
29. Clitus Ziplocker
30. Stoned Phillips
31. Al "Absolut" Alki
32. "Shotgun Thighs" Sherry
33. The Secretary General of the Hobo Nations, Thermos-Thermos Gerry
34. Mitzi Gaynor
35. Whimsical Wendy, Mythical leaver of underwear in the woods
36. "Boxcar-Swede" Bjorn
37. Real Patrick, The Spongebob-Themed Tent Camper
38. Egregious Eggbert
39. Dull-Knife Elroy, of the seven fingers
41. Discount-Weed Trevor (Self-Titled)
42. Sal "Sobby" McVerysadpants
43. Trashbag Tuxedo Jones
44. Howard Sterno
45. Railway Rickles, the Insult Hobo
46. "Pizza-Cutter" Piazarelli
47. Jeff Koons
48. Harry Helpful
49. Larry Library-Stacks
50. Old Yeller

For extra fun, try reading through John Hodgman's original list, and see if I accidently repeated any Hobos. It would be entirely possible to check. Too much work for me.

51. Palmsey Sweatsocks
52. Morey The Eel
53. Klaus FortyBags
54. Steve Adorable
55. George Phillips-Head Will
56. Dangerous DougFeitman
57. Aggrieved Ashely
58. Pickles, the Comte Du North Bend
59. Railtagger Ray Hilton
60. Posse Electronicus, The NBC feature news crew
61. Snowy McDowell
62. Charles Hesistant
63. Brainy Brian
64. Spleeny Stephen
65. Fingers Fitzroy
66. Toesy Rose
67. Eric Elbows
68. Triceps Patty Ostler
69. Xiphoid Process Bill
70. Mary Magnum Lynn
71. Single-Malt Walt
72. Ungainly Gary
73. Gummy Beara
74. Karl Compuserve
75. Wireless Wiggams
76. Ho-Chi Meningitis
77. Michael Dukakis
78. "Wake-Up Cleveland" Grover
79. Open-Container Toshiko
80. Marthamble Miriam
81. Jimmy Three-Farts
82. Riley the Re-Re-Roofer
83. Terrence "Bad-Plaid" Withertoon
84. Muckles the Drag Regent
85. Informative Peter Post-It
86. Comb-Over Finklestein
87. Lugubrious Tom
88. Scrapies, McSweaty, and Beerstein, Hobos-At-Law
89. Stanley Steamer
90. Pius Pete the XIIth
91. Brian Buffalo-Wing
92 . Drumstick Daria
93. Harry Half-Biscuits
94. Charlie "Honey-Nuts" Cheerios
95. Antsy Adams
96. Donut-Hole Stephanopolis
97. Harold Hamshank
98. Childe Chickpea
99. Helen Kellogs
100. T-Bonaparte