April 02, 2007

In Which Questions Are Begged About Rebar for Tootsie Rolls

Actual Google Search Terms Which Found IRON CANDY, the Rebar for Tootsie Rolls stories blog.


Cat-like silhouette William Howard Taft


She's got a typical Texas Honey Build, a bit taller, long legs, flat stomach and amazing natural tits!

I climbed into the bathub in my dress and black patent leather shoes to (redacted).


Royal Class porcelain Wellington Castle Candy

Hunk by Mannequins men completely nude

Montparnesse NY Co-Op

Felt her angora top and (redacted)

Mussolini and Zarathusa

Bus Labrador state fair cherries falling



Decorations made out of rebar or sucker rod

Lost Bet dress maid outfit stockings gag

Candy Europe Breath Mints

Invitations and cards- wiener dog

Boy peed his pants

Sexy long conical upturned tits

Yarmulke ferret

Skin-tight dresses with hard, pokey nipples

8 inch brass longhogn Wells Fargo steer sculpture

Armed Railcars during the Boer War

Zircus Herb Caen

Specialty Rhumba panties with rows and rows of delicate

Blonde silencer mink stole with cigarette holder

Papagaya Vienna

K98 Rifle exploded posters

Squeezed pulled licked sucked pinched pinned (redacted) real stories.

Cabbagehead baby face candy mold

Large lump just above suprasternal notch

Sharp queen ann silver pistol inlaid gargoyle on butt

How to get sesame oil stain out of chiffon material

Eleanor Roosevelt Rode over a dam in a bucket

2 Comments:

Blogger The Sum of All Monkeys said...

"Eleanor Roosevelt Rode over a dam in a bucket"?

No wonder we were blocked at that kiosk.

That sounds hawt!

April 3, 2007 at 11:47 PM  
Blogger Corresponding Secretary General said...

Okay, I fess up: "Candy Europe Breath Mints" was me.

April 4, 2007 at 2:18 PM  

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