September 22, 2008

Seahawks: Vital Signs


Ahem. Notice we didn't mention the Seahawks for the first two long weeks.

I realize yesterday's stripping, sanding and refinishing of the Rams was against, er, the Rams, but they are a professional football team, and going in, with an NFL record 472 wide receivers out, nearly out, or tripping over curbs on the way to the flight to Seattle, or suffering catastrophic wrist injuries while signing the contract drunk, it was looking shakier than Shakey's pizza (which I learned to my profound surprise still exists -in Renton!)

But there are signs of life:

1. A running game (here's Art Thiel's always excellent column.) I remember, way back, about the time we were winning the Iraq War the fourth time, Seattle had this guy name Sean Alex-some-whose-it-sky. But yesterday, it was Julius Jones, who did impressive things like run forward rather than sideways, and has now gone over 100 yds twice in a row.

2. Youthful enthusiasm. Here's what impressed me - the level of play of the new guys, the large, large number of new guys who had apparently answered the Seahawks's Monster.com's ads. Hasselback's completion percentages went way up.

3. A CRUSH THEM! spirit not usually associated with the modest, moist Northwest. Hasselbeck blocking two guys to open up Julius Jones running in for a T.D? What to say? Less of that, please, and yet, more of that.

Next time, the Giants, in New York. Humiliating the Giants, yet again, and under the noses of the East Coast media cabal- now that, would be:

A) Sweet

B) Unlikely

C) Super Atomically Awesome

2 Comments:

Blogger VMM said...

Yeah, I wonder if we get any of our undrafted free-agent, arena league wide receivers back from the IR after the bye.

September 22, 2008 at 1:28 PM  
Blogger The Front said...

I know this guy, who has this quarterback rating statistic, that he says is really good, and he ran his statistics and he found that...let's see here...um yeah, Hasselbeck sucks.

You can complain about receivers, but Philip Rivers (passer rating 122.5, IAYPA 9.1), Kurt Warner (111.7, 8.3) and JT O'Sullivan (104.6, 8.7) aren't throwing to Terrell Owens, either.

Over the years I've noticed that, for whatever reason, Hasselbeck (60, 4.1) starts slow, then in the second half of the season sneaks into the top ten.

Cause right now he's behind Kitna, Griese, and Tarvaris "Grab Some Pine" Jackson...

September 22, 2008 at 5:36 PM  

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