Republicans draft competing stimulus plan!
Who said the two party system is dead? Features to include:
- Free yacht club memberships for laid off Wall Street executives
- $100 bn grant to Lockheed Martin for development of new "Super Stimulus" brown skin-seeking missile
- 200-year tax holiday for Halliburton
- Special entrance visa exemption for attractive male and female massage workers
- Innovative sales tax on California organic foods to compensate Exxon for expenses incurred in the cleanup of Prince William Sound
- "Foreclosure restoration feature" refinances every mortgage loan in America on your Visa card with a convenient monthly minimum payment of just $200 (negative amortization may occur)
- Wasteful SEC abolished
- Special college grant giving every young American a Smith & Wesson revolver
posted by The Front at 7:38 PM
2 Comments:
Obama has shown them the Velvet Glove. Time for the Iron Fist.
You see, here, my friend, is just the thing. The GOP is morally and intellectually bankrupt. And a democracy needs opposition and a vibrant political dynamic- but other than that 20% of Palin crazies, sycophantic kleptocrats and high functioning fascists, why does the GOP exist? It's making the Reform party look like Wendell Wilke.
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