Today's Tomorrow's Less-Funny-Than-FSL's Headlines

Dalai Lama Struggles to Explain Butt-Tweet

Boehner: End Medicare or I'll Force Dale Arden to Marry Me

Royal Family "Embarrassed" by Pippa Middleton Performance in Anal Intruders #12

Solipsist Wonders How He Will Be Remembered

Comcast Rolls Out Free Ha Ha Just Kidding

Australian Student Finds Missing Piece of Universe While on Vacation (no, really)