I agree with these

How am I supposed to explain the NFL's ambivalent attitude towards concussions to my kids?

— Justin Megahan (@justinrmegahan) May 11, 2014

I read things like, "I'm glad my son wasn't there to see that," and I conclude, "Because I'm no good at explaining things."

— Ray Ratto (@RattoCSN) May 10, 2014

Congratulations to @MikeSamFootball on being the first openly professional football player in the gay community.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 10, 2014