A 'Things That Make You Go Hmmm' News Day

• Authority is full of it, especially in an emergency.
• Bush admits there's global warming and humans are involved.
• American reporter imprisoned for not revealing a source, despite the fact she never actually wrote a news story.
• Prince Charles travels with bathroom tissue embossed with his royal crest (this was also reported in The Enquirer so I guarantee you it is true).
• Gravity is only a theory... "This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered." De Selby would understand.