Your Supreme Court Nominees (Redux)
[Note: I wanted to put this thread in order so I could send folks a single link.]
As a Public Service
Here are the front-runners for the Supreme Court nomination:
Provider #2:
Ideology - Authoritarian
Politics - Middle Right
Philosophy - Social Darwinism
Cultural Preference - Secular on the gaming issue
Current Position - Ass't Secretary of State
Quote: "Thralls govern themselves? Ridiculous!"
Claudius Marcus
Ideology - Authoritarian
Politics - Middle Right
Philosophy - Pragmatic Hedonism
Cultural Preference - Entertainment calms the masses
Current Position - American Enterprise Institute
Quote: "Men should fight their own battles. Only the weak will die. "
Gorn Captain
Ideology - Militaristic
Politics - Middle Right
Philosophy - Stoicism, Isolationism, Xenophobia
Cultural Preference - Law and order
Current Position - Executive Vice President, Citicorp
Quote: "You are still half savage...but there is hope..."
Word has it Frist is going with Claudius Marcus and Cheney wants Provider #2, but McCain is holding out for the Gorn Captain. Let us pray our leaders make the right decision.
[Dr. X]
"Lawgivers!"
I humbly submit that you have overlooked...
Landru:
Ideology - Order and Law
Politics - Middle Right
Philosophy - Egalitarian Conformism
Cultural Preference - Drab suits, public courtesy, "Festival!"
Current Position - Governor of Nebraska
Quote: "You will be absorbed."
Notes: Considered too liberal for many property-rights advocates. May take himself out of contention as he is considering a bid for the 2008 Repbulican presidential nomination.
The Next Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States
Cloud William, Yang Chieftan, Omega IV
Not only does he have a masterful grasp of U.S. constitutional law, he understands the word freedom in precisely the same way as the current administration: as a powerful "worship word" to be used in magical incantations.
Cloud William demostrates his ability to handle threats to our cherished American ideals.
posted by VMM at 1:41 PM
1 Comments:
You have Landru all wrong,he is the consumate nanny statist.
Elitist and condescending.In other words A perfect fit for the modern Democrat party.
Cloud William,also the consumate Democrat constituent,poorly educated with a tenuous grasp of the meaning of freedom .Not suprising that the public school system of Omega IV also survived,the teacher's union would'nt have it any other way.
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