The Descent on Dick

Corrdry: Jon, tonight the Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be the 78 year old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists- he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face.

He believes the world is a better place for spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face.

In a post 9/11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

Craig Ferguson got in a couple of heavy hits:

He shot a 78 year old lawyer.... and Cheney says that he eats everything he shoots, so...

(One way you hunt) is to cover yourself in the dung of the animal you're hunting, so it comes by and sniffs and says "Oh, it's me.." and goes along. Was Cheney covered in lawyer crap?