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Vice President Shoots Mouth Off

Texas Fish and Wildlife Cites Cheney For Not Buying Required "Senior" Stamp

VFW Delighted in Retrospect At Cheney's 5 Vietnam Draft Deferments

Rich Republican Attorney Shot without Prior Intent

Vice President Also Narrowly Missed Britney Spears' Infant

White House Condemns Irresponsible Victim For Suddenly Stepping in Front of Obviously Dangerous Shotgun Blast

(I am also forced to report a Kimmel joke:)

"You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, six more weeks of winter."