Death Match Postponed

Sadly, we must wait for another World Cup to see a replay of The Death Match, now Ukraine has lost.

The Tour de France begins Saturday. But without the winner, and the #2 (claims innocence), #3 (claims innocence), and #4 (retires), this should be an exciting and unpredictable sporting event. Perhaps France will reclaim its honor, or perhaps this monster will continue our national nightmare.