June 30, 2006

Death Match Postponed

Sadly, we must wait for another World Cup to see a replay of The Death Match, now Ukraine has lost.

The Tour de France begins Saturday. But without the winner, and the #2 (claims innocence), #3 (claims innocence), and #4 (retires), this should be an exciting and unpredictable sporting event. Perhaps France will reclaim its honor, or perhaps this monster will continue our national nightmare.


Blogger The Laird of Madrona said...

I swear, I saw a fan amongst the Ukrainian's today wearing a t-shirt with a skull-and-crossbones...

A shame.

June 30, 2006 at 9:15 PM  
Blogger Viceroy De Los Osos said...

I must announce that I am pulling out of the Tour this year to concentrate full-time to refuting these absurd charges of blood doping.

June 30, 2006 at 9:36 PM  
Blogger The Laird of Madrona said...


(By the way, I'm still waiting for the first bagpipe doping scandal -- or did I already miss it?)

July 3, 2006 at 11:40 AM  

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