October 04, 2006

Just to Be Clear

Dr. X posts this from the Center for Conservative Legal Hairsplitting:

"In Texas you may have a gun.

"You may have a cigarette.

"You may not have dildo.

"Because that would be harmful.

"I hope this clarifies things for you."

1 Comments:

Blogger JAB said...

Ironic. I was under the impression that in Texas, cigarettes and guns were dildos.

October 4, 2006 at 11:35 PM  

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