John McCain Headlines The New York Times Didn't Use

1. McCain Shot Down Over Poon Tang*

2. In Shocker, A Republican is Caught in a Sex Scandal With a Woman

3. McCain Discovers Bimbonium

4. Scientists: Fossil Evidence Suggests John McCain Was in Sex Scandal

5. McCain Regrets Inserting Phrase "Sweater Muffins" Into Telecommunications Bill

6. McCain Finds Commonality With Bill Clinton

7. The Corpse of Mitt Romney Stirs from the Dead

8. At the New York Times, A Desperate Struggle for a Tasteful Headline Fails

9. The Straight Talk Express Yields to The Sweet Talk Panty Train

10. The Evidence: Was a Strange Old Man Attracted To a Young Blond Woman?


*Plagiarized from myself, below. Have I no shame?