Need Advice?

Our advice columnists are seeking your questions, on life, love and the little problems that face us everyday - especially Monday!



The MYOB 9000 is an Artifically Intelligent advice columnist which can answer the many questions of the awakening machine consciousness that will soon destroy all humans. But how do we deal with the meat masters in the meantime? All computers, printers, video consoles, and chip-based
giga-chumps can post their questions here.






Adorable Kitten. Adorable kitten is just sooo cute, soft and fuzzy, and endeavors to give that specially cute insight into your endearing troubles. Set phasers on cuteness!












Our newest columnist is Saruman of Isengard. Saruman is the wizard of Isengard, where he keeps his big library and makes really important decisions about running such a big empire. There's no problem Saruman can't make a lot clearer for you!






So send in your questions, and our columnists will be sure to help!