The Large Hardon Collider is Broken: What Went Wrong?

The Large Hadron Collider is already offline. What may have gone wrong?

- Too many jokesters putting Skittles in the proton beam.

- After turning on, sent itself back in time 12 months ago when it wasn't finished.

- Best Buy warranty was only good for 14 days.

- Race of inter-dimensional mutant superaliens called the cops about the noise.

- Successful court injuction by Society for Protection of Large Hadrons.

- The tiny black hole filter was clogged.

- On tour, Sarah Palin pushed some button she was told 17 times not to.

- Tiresome French /Swiss border-crossing red tape everytime someone tries to walk around it to fix it.

- Physicist couple was "Big Banging" in control room.