Tom Friedman is Really God Damn Fucking Reasonable!

This proposal for the amazon.com of political parties merits this much attention and no more.

I guess it's time for the Ultra-Revolutionary Radical Super-Middling Xtra- Moderate Center-Off with David Brooks, because as any school child knows, when you want to know whether the world is round or flat, the truth is obviously exactly in the middle: a giant lozenge .

May I suggest a jello-wrestling match? It would be appropriate.