If Kerry Channels Dangerfield's Spirit On the Deficit

That deficit's a big one, I tell ya! Trillions and trillions. I haven't seen so many zeroes since the Russians scored me making love to my wife.

Gigantic deficit, gotta tell ya. If the deficit was a woman, she'd have a wildly successful talk show.

Big numbers, boy they're big. The President should have checked the fine print on that Discover card.

It's big I tell you, big. It makes Arnold Schwazenegger in the Terminator look like Arnold Schwazenegger now.

It's big I'm saying. I haven't felt a hole that deep since my dentist stopped drinking.