An Isengard Valentine's Day song

May I present to you Jonathan Coulton's Skullcrusher Mountain.

My favorite Lyric:
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

My VD sentiment's exactly.