Complete Hobo Names for the Isengard.Gov Editorial Staff
Dr. X: Popeye Van Clausewitz
The Laird: Billy Wets-Alleys
The Undersecretary: Spotty Mummybag Tom
The Sum of All Monkeys: Six-Smokes Larry, who always has six smokes (this in addition to previously established nomenclature)
The Viceroy: Gus Moonboots (of the Hamptons Moonboots )
The Corresponding Secretary: Toothy Sally Ozarks, who travels the South, sleeping in abandoned dentists' offices.
First Sea Lord: Skipper Pickles of the Arctic
The President in Exile: Furious Fists Winston
Popmonkey: One-Third-A-Shoe Jones
The Counselor: Amblin' Andy, The Handy-Dandy Folksinger
posted by JAB at 10:47 PM
5 Comments:
I would have preferred "Wets-Hummers," but pretty darn good!
I would have preferred "6 smokes 'n no matches" Larry, but hey...
Excellent! I can't tell you how long I stumbled about, trying to divine my hobo name for myself. Well done.
it look good ta me!
Note that Amblin' Andy is hosting a wine tasting fund raiser at his tool shack on the Ides of March.
Please indicate whether you prefer the Mad Dog or the Carlo.
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